SHITS
- It was like an insect zoo in my car on the way to work today. I killed a huge spider (while driving 60 MPH, super safe), and had a race with a stinkbug on the OUTSIDE of my partially opened window. I won, as in, the window was closed before he could make it inside.
- There's a guy that works in my building that weighs approximately 82364 pounds, and I had the pleasure of sharing an elevator with him this morning. I've never heard such a struggle to complete a simple task such as BREATHE. Gross.
- Does no one give "the wave" anymore? You know what I'm talking about. When I let you merge in front of me, have the decency to stick a hand up in your rearview mirror, dope.
GIGGLES
- We're camping/boating this weekend with my dad and stepmom, and a few of their friends and I'm SO looking forward to it.
- For the camping trip, my contribution is breakfast on Sunday morning. Anytime I'm asked to take care of breakfast on a camping trip, I make these. They are THEE best thing ever, and the greatest thing about them is, I can be hungover and still manage to get them out of a container and put them on a fire grate. BREAKFAST IS READY.
- We've been sleeping with the window open and I love it. This weather is my favorite.
Also a fan of the open window. |
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